bible study

last night at bible study i told this joke and i'm still chuckling to myself... so i figured i'd share it.

adam comes home after being gone for a few days to eve upset. "what's going on?" he wonders. "you're with another woman!" he says, "there's only you! that's it!"
with that he goes to sleep only to be awoken by someone poking him... it's eve poking him with a stick. "what are you doing?!" he says. "I'M COUNTING YOUR RIBS!"